1. To the people who have like a zillion friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself

2. If people are ugly, stop saying you're jealous of their beauty.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

4. No little 6 year old with bloody eyeballs and no toes on their left foot is going to come through your window and kill you.

5. Your crush isn't going to call you, email you, or tell you he/she loves you.

6. Who really gives a rats ass if you have very few friends and not enough comments.

7. Little 6th and 7th 8th graders who have Hi5 and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

8. I say you go and pass this on, maybe it will finally get through people's brains, if they have them

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Hi5 Friend.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF HI5"